Van Life: Things That Suck, Top 12

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Van life is often romanticized as an adventure of freedom and simplicity, but it’s not always as idyllic as social media makes it seem. While living in a van can offer unmatched flexibility and an opportunity to embrace minimalism, there are definitely some aspects that can suck. Here are a few things about van life that can drive even the most enthusiastic van-lifer a little nuts:

1. Limited Space

The whole idea of living in a van means you’re living in a small space, and this can feel cramped, especially when you’re spending long stretches of time inside. The kitchen is tiny, the bathroom situation is non-existent (unless you have a fancy van), and personal space can feel limited when you're trying to relax or sleep. You’re basically living in a mobile closet.

2. Finding Places to Park

While it’s exciting to travel freely, finding a good, safe place to park your van every night can be a real hassle. You can't just park anywhere. Many cities have laws against overnight parking, and some rural areas might feel a little sketchy. You’ll spend more time searching for a spot than you'd like. Plus, the fear of being woken up by a knock on your door from the cops or an irate neighbor is always looming.

3. Dealing with Weather

While the open road might seem like a great idea, living in a van means you're exposed to all kinds of weather. Heavy rain, extreme heat, or cold can turn your cozy little home into an uncomfortable box. In cold weather, staying warm can be tricky, and in hot weather, it’s easy to feel like you’re baking inside the van if you don’t have air flow.

4. Water Supply and Hygiene Issues

Accessing clean water for cooking, drinking, and cleaning becomes a constant concern. Even if you install a water tank, it runs out quickly, especially if you're not in a location with easy access to public water supplies. Showers? They’re often a luxury, requiring you to rely on gym memberships or public restrooms. And when you do manage to shower, it’s a major production.

5. Lack of Privacy

Privacy becomes a thing of the past when you're living in a van. In small towns, you’re often seen as an outsider or even a nuisance. Plus, everything you do in your van is visible through the windows when uncovered. Whether you’re eating, changing clothes, or just chilling out, there's not a lot of hiding from the world.

6. Constant Maintenance

Vans are like any vehicle, which means they require maintenance. Problems can come up at the worst possible moments—engine troubles, tire blowouts, electrical issues, etc. Having a broken-down van when you’re in the middle of nowhere or on the road can be frustrating and expensive.

7. Boredom & Loneliness

While van life can be freeing, there’s also a lot of downtime. You might get tired of driving, tired of the same four walls, and tired of the uncertainty. There’s often times no schedule, no workplace, and no community- just you and the open road. For some, this lack of routine can lead to loneliness and boredom, especially when the novelty of the lifestyle wears off.

8. Limited Storage

If you’ve ever packed for a camping trip, you know the struggle of fitting everything you need into a small space. Now, imagine living in that cramped space full-time. Trying to keep everything organized and still have enough room to breathe is an ongoing challenge.

9. Fuel Costs

Although you’re saving on rent, the cost of gas can quickly add up if you're traveling a lot. Gas prices fluctuate, and if you're not planning your route carefully, you'll find yourself spending a huge portion of your budget just keeping the van moving.

10. Internet and Connectivity Issues

In the age of working remotely and staying connected to the world, reliable internet access is a must for many van lifers. Unfortunately, staying connected on the road is not always easy. Some areas have weak cell service, and Wi-Fi hotspots are few and far between in rural areas. If you're trying to work or keep up with family and friends, you may find yourself scrambling for decent Wi-Fi or reception.

11. Health Care Challenges

When you're on the road, finding consistent health care can be difficult. Whether it's routine checkups, medical emergencies, or dealing with an ongoing health issue, van life doesn't always offer easy access to doctors, pharmacies, or even healthy food.

12. Cleaning & Mess Management

Cleaning can become a full-time job. The space is small, but dirt, dust, and crumbs get everywhere, especially if you’re on dirt roads or in areas with poor weather conditions. Keeping everything tidy and sanitized requires constant effort, and the smallest mess can make your van feel cluttered and disorganized.

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While van life has its perks, it’s definitely not for everyone. It’s not all sunsets and mountain views. The reality is that it requires a certain kind of resilience, flexibility, and patience. But for those who are up for the challenge, the experience can still be incredibly rewarding. 

Have you had any experiences with van life yourself? What are some of your tips? Share in the comments below!

Thanks,

The Outlands