Sunday Funny Story #7: Turkey Races in Tiny Town
Turkey Races in Tiny Town *A total work of fiction, character names are real people in our lives- every thing else is made up.* (Cast: Chris, Amanda, Emerald, and Caleb.) If you’ve ever thought you’d seen it all at a small-town festival—think again. Tiny Town doesn’t do pig races. Nope. They do turkey races . When we pulled into town, the hand-painted sign by the fairgrounds said it all: “Annual Turkey Trot & Gobble-Off—Welcome Racers!” How could we not stop? The lineup was fierce (and hilarious): Glitter Gobbler — My pick, naturally. She had a sparkle in her eye and the sass to match. Turbo Tom — Chris’s choice, a speedy little feathered bullet with attitude. Funnel Feather — Emerald’s pick, though honestly, she spent more time chasing snacks than racing. Cluck Norris — Caleb’s confident contender, ready to take on the world—or at least the next turkey over. When the whistle blew, chaos erupted. Turkeys scattered in every direction—...